I'm back

I have returned from my hiatus. You may be asking yourself, "what happened to Her?" Shut up. It's none of your business. Just focus on the present. In this case, the present has two meanings. In its first usage, it is temporal. The present is the here and now. It is also being used to mean "a gift." This web log is a present from me to you, the reader, because you do not pay for it and I am giving it to you. Enjoy your present (both meanings).